Why?

I'm dehydrated.  My head hurts like in the squinty eye place.

Why why did I agree to go to work 2 hrs earlier? Cause I'm nice? A team player? Or when someone texts me and sounds worse than I feel I don't hesitate I just do.

I'm Gunna go with option d. All of the above.

For your eartainment. There is a choice of playlist

Like choose your own adventure...

The options are called:
The sweetest thing
Or
(I wish I could stay) under the covers

let me know