So yeah Sometimes... Amy's Outlander Rifftrack

So yeah sometimes with me the HIMYM quote doesn't work for me...
"When I get sad I stop being sad and start being awesome instead... True Story"

Sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn't.  Right now its not.
I feel Completely drained, sad, upset, pissed off.  This HELPS

last night I will say I had the best flipping night.  Palmistry lessons from a tv show.  Minnesotan Scottish Pirates. also from said tv show. and mork and mindy i want to watch this show so much and with my girlfriend, really anyone. so we can grab our boobs and seal the deal.

it was so bizare yet so amazing.  I know Robin Williams and I weren't very close but I feel so sad by his death I do feel like I lost a friend.

John dies at the end is a really really really weird movie. I like it but its weird not in a complete sense as Tucker and Dale fight Evil. but wait john didn't die. so im confused.

So a recent friend was telling me how excited she is to be talking with a guy and how she's worried about being naked with him for the first time.  but she having such a good time just talking with him. She is almost isn't worried about it cause she connects so well with the person. I wish her luck. cause Pimpin aint easy. Dating is near impossible.

 I totally get where she is coming from.  but I want to say that doesn't happen to me for the most part.  Maybe on occasion it happens with me but I always quote unquote try to enjoy the ride.  I don't get nervous... for the most part.  I think the best part of first time squelchy or really anytime squelchy is being about to joke and laugh in bed. thats when I know Im having a good time and enjoying myself.  with a good bit of this

I am going to go do things that I avoid like a the plague. but first outlander... I find most things that END in Lander are good. highlander is excellent.  Outlander is pretty good so far but we are only into the second episode.  and I find if a show has a great them song its usually pretty damn good show.   case in point firefly i flippin hated that show. it was a good show. but the theme song was rubbish.

Oh my god Scots talking Scottish even in outlander is like watching old timey trainspotting and what do you know they hate the English Too. bunch of wankers.
why in shows is there always a mrs potts (yes mrs potts from beauty and the beast).

I am a little confused about these scots' kilts. and why is that guy using a gun as a knife? don't they know guns don't slit throats they go bang.  but the kilts have like a long back to them like a dress.  the guy is right 'Chickens are poor Company.'  Outlander should really be called 'english boobs and the scot with bare chest and now with lots of drinking'

I could make my own version of south park's wiener song for this.

and its JAMIE not JIM-Y but then again they call her name BEECHAM no BEAUCHAMP I HATE THAT.  and this is probably why my therapist thinks Im deslexic. dysleciz dislexic? how the heck do i spell it that too.

(they just addressed this in the show - i still feel like its not a good excuse)
"now you are ready to be taken to himself" she's gonna go where now?  and I know where she is going cause I read the book. himself is angus not macdougal or dugal. DUDE They got all Angus's legs all creepy just like in the book maybe his name is actually Colum but I like calling him Angus.

why the hell isn't Mark Gatkiss in this? he'd be perfect as some ginger bloke.

why can't women in shows have more junk in their trunk? me and s are totally like why are women so damn waif-y.   I would never be able to survive without common modern kitchen utensils like a blender and a mixer.

oh my god this show has a unicorn in it. oh no i was mistaken its just a white horse.